"Hey there, stranger." Natasha said, as I walked in. "How goes the fitness regime?"
"Boring as hell." I replied. "If she's not making me eat rabbit food, she's dragging me out of bed at 5am to go for a run."
"Why are you with her again?"
I didn't answer.
Kirsty was a great girl, I guess. I mean, she was attractive and energetic and in great shape. However, she made it clear that I wasn't and ever since we started dating she was determined to get me off the junk food and into a healthy lifestyle. Burgers, pizza, ice cream, it all had to go. What did I get instead? Salad, maybe fruit as a "treat". I don't know what she saw in me b
"Hey, you." said a familiar voice as I entered the shop. I looked up to see Sophie smiling back at me.
"Hey. Busy day?"
"Ugh, no. It's been so dead in here, I considered closing up and going home. I mean, who would know?"
"I would..." I said playfully. "I could get you fired!"
"Yeah but then they'd replace me with someone else who probably wouldn't give you free stuff."
"Well you've got me there."
"So, what will it be?"
"Well I'm pretty hungry but I don't have much money so I want as much as I can get for..." I noticed a sly smile start to spread across her face.
"I might have something..." she said seductiv
Detective Karin Watts surveyed the crime scene. A pretty flashy apartment belonging to supermodel Katie Russell - ex-supermodel now as there wasn't much left of her. Neighbours had reported a loud explosion coming from her apartment and Karin was looking at the aftermath now. A forensics crew were taking photos of broken windows and other damages, as well as pieces of torn clothes littering the place. That seemed to be all that was left of poor Katie. Sure she was a self centred bitch on camera and most probably off camera, thought Karin, but did she really deserve this?
"Hey Eddie," she said, approaching one of the men. "anything new
This is the story of a girl who grew
Her hair was blonde, her eyes were blue
Young and pretty, her name was Kelly
All she wanted was a big round belly
Her friend was smart, made her a pill
One to make her stomach fill
She let the pill slide down her throat
Then felt herself begin to bloat
Next her tummy rounded out
Her cheeks puffed up and made her pout
Her top was stretched, it was too small
to cover her belly, now a big round ball
You'd think she had too much to eat
She could no longer see her feet
She rubbed her belly, felt it grow
Wondered when she'd start to slow
But there was no end to her inflation
Although she quite l
You come up to me and throw your arms round me and we kiss.
"I've got something fun planned for us." You say, smiling, and open your hand to reveal two pale blue pills. They kinda look like jellybeans.
"What are they?" I ask.
"Something I know you've secretly wanted for a long time. Your flat little stomach doesn't fool me, I know what you're into."
"Wait, what? No..." I stutter, but you just giggle and lean over to my ear.
"I'm into it too." You whisper.
"You mean, you like...?" I venture.
"All I want is to be blown up like a big sexy balloon. The main reason I'd want to get pregnant is for the belly, b
"Hey there, stranger." Natasha said, as I walked in. "How goes the fitness regime?"
"Boring as hell." I replied. "If she's not making me eat rabbit food, she's dragging me out of bed at 5am to go for a run."
"Why are you with her again?"
I didn't answer.
Kirsty was a great girl, I guess. I mean, she was attractive and energetic and in great shape. However, she made it clear that I wasn't and ever since we started dating she was determined to get me off the junk food and into a healthy lifestyle. Burgers, pizza, ice cream, it all had to go. What did I get instead? Salad, maybe fruit as a "treat". I don't know what she saw in me b
You come up to me and throw your arms round me and we kiss.
"I've got something fun planned for us." You say, smiling, and open your hand to reveal two pale blue pills. They kinda look like jellybeans.
"What are they?" I ask.
"Something I know you've secretly wanted for a long time. Your flat little stomach doesn't fool me, I know what you're into."
"Wait, what? No..." I stutter, but you just giggle and lean over to my ear.
"I'm into it too." You whisper.
"You mean, you like...?" I venture.
"All I want is to be blown up like a big sexy balloon. The main reason I'd want to get pregnant is for the belly, b
This is the story of a girl who grew
Her hair was blonde, her eyes were blue
Young and pretty, her name was Kelly
All she wanted was a big round belly
Her friend was smart, made her a pill
One to make her stomach fill
She let the pill slide down her throat
Then felt herself begin to bloat
Next her tummy rounded out
Her cheeks puffed up and made her pout
Her top was stretched, it was too small
to cover her belly, now a big round ball
You'd think she had too much to eat
She could no longer see her feet
She rubbed her belly, felt it grow
Wondered when she'd start to slow
But there was no end to her inflation
Although she quite l
Detective Karin Watts surveyed the crime scene. A pretty flashy apartment belonging to supermodel Katie Russell - ex-supermodel now as there wasn't much left of her. Neighbours had reported a loud explosion coming from her apartment and Karin was looking at the aftermath now. A forensics crew were taking photos of broken windows and other damages, as well as pieces of torn clothes littering the place. That seemed to be all that was left of poor Katie. Sure she was a self centred bitch on camera and most probably off camera, thought Karin, but did she really deserve this?
"Hey Eddie," she said, approaching one of the men. "anything new
"Hey, you." said a familiar voice as I entered the shop. I looked up to see Sophie smiling back at me.
"Hey. Busy day?"
"Ugh, no. It's been so dead in here, I considered closing up and going home. I mean, who would know?"
"I would..." I said playfully. "I could get you fired!"
"Yeah but then they'd replace me with someone else who probably wouldn't give you free stuff."
"Well you've got me there."
"So, what will it be?"
"Well I'm pretty hungry but I don't have much money so I want as much as I can get for..." I noticed a sly smile start to spread across her face.
"I might have something..." she said seductiv
"And we're back, Ladies and Gentlemen! To...
POP!
THAT!
BELLYYYYY!!"
Everybody chanted and cheered as the game show host, John Burton, dressed in his flashy suit, sporting a wide, bright smile, walked in, waving at his audience, positioning himself in the center of the cone of light shinning from above. Everyone was excited for another new episode of their favorite game show. The audience were stomping their feet and fist pumping the air and the fans at home were at the edge of their seats, grabbing onto their coal and chips in sheer anticipation. Everyone knew was this game show was about and they were all giddy for a reason.
"If you'r
My Favourite Balloon Party by Alecdeluxe, literature
Literature
My Favourite Balloon Party
MY FAVOURITE BALLOON PARTY
(or, "Illogical, Gratuitous Inflation with Hot Celebrity Chicks")
_____________by Alec Deluxe________________________
It began as just another balloon party with my closest--and most revealingly dressed--friends and acquaintances: Jessica Alba, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears, Mariah Carey and Mandy Moore. We got together, as we often did, to blow up balloons. Sometimes we'd race to see who could pop them first; other times I'd sit leisurely back and watch these beautiful mouths and sexy lips inflate their balloons larger and larger, as their cheeks rounded out lovingly from the pu
Detective Karin Watts surveyed the crime scene. A pretty flashy apartment belonging to supermodel Katie Russell - ex-supermodel now as there wasn't much left of her. Neighbours had reported a loud explosion coming from her apartment and Karin was looking at the aftermath now. A forensics crew were taking photos of broken windows and other damages, as well as pieces of torn clothes littering the place. That seemed to be all that was left of poor Katie. Sure she was a self centred bitch on camera and most probably off camera, thought Karin, but did she really deserve this?
"Hey Eddie," she said, approaching one of the men. "anything new